Students and staff at one northern California primary school are being stalked by... an attack squirrel. Two parents and an 11-year-old girl have already felt the squirrel's wrath... Meanwhile, the four-legged fur-bearing assailant is still at large.
In today's story from the Odd Side of the Tracks, we have several college girls who are accused of stealing about 1000 copies of their college newspaper because "they thought they looked fat."
The Wanker of the Day Award goes to Australian elementary school janitor Adrian Alan Mayne. This specimen was arrested and jailed after allegedly drilling holes in a restroom ceiling in order to spy on young girls and female teachers....
The U.S. House of Representatives has finally gotten around to outlawing payola from student loan companies to college financial aide officers. (Now if they could do-away with payola for themselves, that would be progress.)
Today's non sequitur: If one enjoys this show, it must mean something. We're just not sure what...